IT'S COLD!!!! AGAIN!!!! AND IT'S MARCH!!!

Please note the date: March 6, for the love of Mike! Why am I still living here????

I am wearing:

• turtleneck
• heavy black sweater
• tights
• long johns
• flannel pants
• long socks

And for the walk in, I added:

• toque
• scarf
• fleece jacket
• winter jacket
• little gloves
• fleece mittens

With a strip of my face showing that was literally only one inch thick, I still thought I was going to die.

However, there's nothing like a good bit of grammar humour to warm up the body and soul, so here goes:

Beachcomber's Law of Conservation of Apostrophes states that a balance
exists in nature: "For every apostrophe omitted from an it's, there is
an extra one put into an its."

~ from Lynne Truss' Eats, Shoots & Leaves

(uh oh - is there supposed to be an extra s on the end of Truss'?)