Sunday 1 March 2009

The #1 Reason to Have a Baby

Well, I can tell you what it's not:

  • Poopy diapers
  • Middle-of-the-night waking
  • Bouts of emotional crying (on your part)
  • Feelings of incompetence and self-doubt
  • Never wearing anything for more than 3 minutes before it's covered in spit-up
  • Constant care of someone who is wholly dependent on you
  • Innumerable aches, pains, unspeakable body changes, and, of course, labour
  • Being stuck in sweatpants for at least another month, and no Lulu in town

Nope, the number one reason to have a baby is baby sneezes. Failed baby sneezes, to be exact. They are AWESOME!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is so cute! I love it!

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