The #1 Reason to Have a Baby

Well, I can tell you what it's not:

• Poopy diapers
• Middle-of-the-night waking
• Bouts of emotional crying (on your part)
• Feelings of incompetence and self-doubt
• Never wearing anything for more than 3 minutes before it's covered in spit-up
• Constant care of someone who is wholly dependent on you
• Innumerable aches, pains, unspeakable body changes, and, of course, labour
• Being stuck in sweatpants for at least another month, and no Lulu in town

Nope, the number one reason to have a baby is baby sneezes. Failed baby sneezes, to be exact. They are AWESOME!!!